Ask Anything: Meghan Meier

The Wind-Up’s Staff Advice Column

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Meghan Meier

Q: How do I tell a girl I like her without her seeing my big awesome mucles?

A: Stare at her with an unbreakable wall of eye contacts. No matter what happens, don’t stop—never stop.

Q: Who are you?

A: They call me Megatron.

Q: Do you have any advice on how to get studying done in time?

A: I have failed my last three math tests.

Q: How can you calm your anxiety before or during a test so you don’t blank out?

A: Breathing Squares. Trust

Q: How to make a conversation with someone without bothering them?

A: If they don’t want to talk to you during the day, I recommend sneaking into their house in the middle of the night— approximately 3:23 A.M— and standing above them. Make sure to wear your tickle monster costume.

Q: I need help with my bowel movements?

A: If only I knew