Stirring The Pot

If you want good soup you need many juicy ingredients but it only takes one hand to stir the pot. All Rebecca wanted to do today was eat lunch and lay with her cats but when she got to school she  realized overnight she had a rumor spilled about her and her stinky farts. Who stirred the pot this time? 

Let’s start with Jennifer, similar to an onion Jennifer peels you apart and will bring you to tears with her verbal lashings. She also has never been on great terms with Rebecca. Meanwhile Jerry is Jennifer’s twin brother and he is as soft as well cooked carrots. Rebecca has the biggest crush on Jerry. Beatrice, Jennifer’s best friend, is like a bean: has a tough outer shell but is all mushy on the inside. Sometimes her and Rebecca vent about their problems together. Jenifers arch nemesis, and Jerry’s secret girlfriend, Nancy is always causing a dilemma like a tomato. Is it a fruit or vegetable? She fluctuates between liking and disliking people like Rebecca every thirty seconds. Debby is Nancy's not-so-good cousin and is comparable to broth, well seasoned, sly, and made with beef. Debby is a downer that will bring anyone down with her.

Who do you think stirred the pot?