Drake: A Day in The Life
This is my alter ego: Anita Max Wynn. I have learned to employ this persona when I am gambling, as it brings me much luck and many returns on my investments. My son Adonis sits on my lap to congratulate me when I land my $4 million third- I mean three leg parlay. When that thang hits he be like “ Congratulations!! :P” Anyhoo, after a long day of placing bets that could pay tuition at the most prestigious colleges, I return to my abode for a 3 hour intensive massage from my ladies with gentle hands. They do a very good job of working out the knots in my lower back, which develop from me holding a consistent arch throughout the day (and most of the night too hehe).
On my off days (aka when I’m not gambling), I spend my time chopping it up in the stu. The music just be flowin out of me like in that sprite commercial where I turn into a robot. I’m not actually a robot, I swear. The location of my stu is in the Marquee club in Las Vegas. I’m often there when it’s closed… (Trussss mi daddy). After I’m done with this lovely lil leisure activity, I head back home to my ladies with gentle hands, who greet me with their gentle smiles and gently prepare my dinner of dino nuggets (Adonis requested the best meal.) After dinner, and my dessert of various tropical fruit flavored popsicles, I retreat to my cave to play Fortnite. Adonis joins me once again, now screaming W’s in the chat (pronounced SHAAATTT) in response to every kill. Once I’ve won a casual 50 vicroys, I slip on my fuzzy bear matching pajama set and slide into my bed with 3 layers of weighted blankets. In my dreams, I imagine myself floating through clouds of marshmallows and rainbows. What a lovely day…