Tyson vs Jesus Christ

It’s the fight of a lifetime. Two legends facing off, toe to toe in the ring–Mike Tyson and Jesus H. Christ. Only one would remain, and it’d be Iron Mike Tyson. 

People will always argue Jesus this, Jesus that, blah blah, Mike Tyson would get destroyed by Jesus, but they’re forgetting one thing... it’s Mike Tyson. He’s the youngest heavyweight champion in the world. His right hook is faster than lightning. This man has sent grown-ass, 220 pound men to sleepy town with a few punches. 

In his prime, Mike Tyson measured in at 5’10”, 220 lbs–he was a menace. Jesus, though his height and weight aren’t known for sure, but based on the average height of the time he’d likely be around 5’5”, 110 lbs. This sets Jesus at a massive disadvantage; Iron Mike would have him knocked down in the first round. 

Mike Tyson’s determination can’t be discounted either. This man would go to whatever length it takes to win–he even bit Evander Hoylfield’s ear off. That’s just pure grit and determination for you. Mike Tyson has basically been boxing out of the womb. No one really knows what Jesus was doing as a kid, but he sure as hell wasn’t hitting the heavy bag or working on his jabs. Jesus isn’t even a boxer, he’s a carpenter. 

Bottom line: Iron Mike has this fight in the bag no questions asked. I think it’s said best by Mike–“I want his heart, I want to eat his children.” This is a man to be feared.